Not dead! ([info]i_am_not_padme) wrote,
2006-01-27 22:56:00
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Green wrinkled kitty time.

Master says today he's going to take me to see Yoda so I can learn how to focus a little better, and maybe stop seeing the nasty icky things I see when I close my eyes. All my midichlorians are gonna go wheeeee! Ok, I should probably go now.

*chimes Dooku's office door* Master, you done with your stuff you had to do? Can we go now?

*is wearing her red dress, her tall boots, and carrying her umbrella*

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[info]sithly_tyranny

January 28 2006, 04:06:48 UTC 6 years ago

*opens the door* *smiles* You look nice. *gets up from his desk, massaging his temples* Yes, we can go now. *takes Sabe's arm and leads her to the speeder, then flies to the Temple and takes her to OOC!Yoda's quarters* *chimes the door* Master, are you in there?

[info]i_am_not_padme

January 28 2006, 04:15:36 UTC 6 years ago

*whispers to Dooku* Maybe he's sleeping!

[info]sithly_tyranny

January 28 2006, 04:18:43 UTC 6 years ago

*frowns* I hope not. I wouldn't be surprised, though. *chimes the door again*

[info]i_am_not_padme

January 28 2006, 04:36:09 UTC 6 years ago

*Totally makes out with Dooku to kill time and because she likes it*

[info]lilgreenfreak

January 28 2006, 05:15:49 UTC 6 years ago

*wakes up, stretches, senses Dooku and Sabé at the door*

*waves the door open*

Dooku! On your mind something there is? And Sabé. To see you here, I am surprised.

[info]sithly_tyranny

January 28 2006, 05:17:19 UTC 6 years ago

*bows* Hello, Master Yoda. I brought Sabe to see you. She's troubled, and meditation only makes it worse. *guides Sabe into Yoda's quarters*

[info]i_am_not_padme

January 28 2006, 05:23:16 UTC 6 years ago

*looks around and closes her completely unnecessary umbrella* Master Yoda! *runs over to him, picks him up and hugs him* You're soooo cute!

[info]lilgreenfreak

January 28 2006, 23:21:07 UTC 6 years ago

About your visions we must speak, yes? *looks stern* Happy to see you I am but a toy Yoda is not. Down you will put me, hmm? Tea for you I will make. Yes! And cookies too! Good tea and cookies!

[info]i_am_not_padme

January 29 2006, 01:32:52 UTC 6 years ago

Oh... sorry. *kisses him on the head and puts him down* *blushes* Do you have tea that smells like flowers? I like that kind... where should Master and I sit?

[info]lilgreenfreak

January 29 2006, 02:07:53 UTC 6 years ago

*is feeling mischievous and directs his humanoid sized company to a table and chairs meant for Younglings or amphibians from Shenon VII, walks into the kitchen to make some tea*

Hehehehehe! A test of problem solving this will be! Ruin my fun, I hope Dooku won't. Heh. Very proud was Dooku when he outgrew that table. Oh yes. Good for riding he became. Hehehehe!

*returns with some tea*

Special Jedi tea this is. Yes, relax your mind, it will. Try some, hmm?

[info]sithly_tyranny

January 29 2006, 02:53:39 UTC 6 years ago

*dryly* Do you have any other embarrassing tales of my Padawan days to tell, Master? *picks up a cup of tea and examines it with the Force, attempting to tell whether or not it's hallucinogenic* *sips it anyway, figuring that he'll get whacked with Yoda's gimer stick if he doesn't*

[info]lilgreenfreak

January 29 2006, 02:58:19 UTC 6 years ago

Embarrassing? Embarrassing? Shame a Jedi doesn't know. Hmmph! Becoming a Sith your embarrassment was. Yes, fond of you Yoda is. Of all the Jedi, I am fond. Like your father I am, hmm? Many children have I had. Hehehehe! *drinks some of the tea which is mildly hallucinogenic to amphibians and may or may not affect humans*

[info]sithly_tyranny

January 29 2006, 03:12:25 UTC 6 years ago

*sighs* Yes, Master Yoda. I suppose you're the closest thing to a father that I have. My typist was just scarred by this fic she read where you had hot sex with Qui-Gon. *raises an eyebrow* See? You don't have to feel so bad about Yaddle's unwillingness to mate with you. *smiles reassuringly, almost pats Yoda, but doesn't*

[info]lilgreenfreak

January 29 2006, 03:28:07 UTC 6 years ago

*serene expression* Where feel you more at home, hmm? Serenno or Coruscant?

This link, to Yoda you must give!

Yaddle's choice that was, hmm? *happily* Speaking to me again she is! Yes, good mud baths we had but not good relations. *nods* Your old apprentice she likes... in leather pants. *giggles* But with you, good relations I have not had. A good joke that was. Yes! Very funny their expression was. Happy I am to see your sense of humor has returned.

*is oblivious to Sabé's presence*

[info]i_am_not_padme

January 29 2006, 03:43:25 UTC 6 years ago

*makes an uncomfortable little noise sitting on the tiny chair*

Ummmm... Master Yoda? Can you help me maybe? That's why we're here, after all... though I like hearing about dear Master as a little one!

[info]lilgreenfreak

January 29 2006, 03:48:39 UTC 6 years ago

To you, in good time we will get. *waves tridigital hand* Since his return to the Temple, Yoda he avoids. The will of the Force it was for you to bring him to me. *smiles*

*sips his tea* Visions you say you had, hmm? What of them do you remember?

[info]i_am_not_padme

January 29 2006, 03:51:19 UTC 6 years ago

Well when I close my eyes to try to meditate like Master tells me I should, I see awful things, I see people hurting each other. Or things exploding, or... me dying. Over and over again. And I see Sidious. *frowns* Always Sidious, he happens to everybody who finds out who he is! *whimpers*

[info]lilgreenfreak

January 29 2006, 04:00:24 UTC 6 years ago

Hmm, much fear in you I sense. Common it is for humans to have nightmares. Under the influence of Darth Sidious you were. For your home you are worried. A prophecy it is not. *nods sagely* Your fears you must face, hmm? Death there is not, only the Force.

[info]i_am_not_padme

January 29 2006, 04:05:49 UTC 6 years ago

*shakes head* Of course I can't tell the future, I can't even tell where I am now half the time, I'm all unravelled, he unravelled me. I just want to feel calm, and not all over the place! How do I do it, Master Yoda? How do I face my fears? That's all I wanna know. I know he'll probably kill me again if he finds me, or the ice lady will, but now I really don't want to leave because I care so much about Master Dooku, and... *sniffles*

[info]lilgreenfreak

January 29 2006, 04:16:14 UTC 6 years ago

Help you I can. But first, more tea you must drink. And then, my apprentice you will meet. Remember him, you might. Hehehehe! Protect you Artoo will. More field experience he needs. Each other you can help, hmm? Always teaching, always learning a Jedi is.

[info]i_am_not_padme

January 29 2006, 04:22:53 UTC 6 years ago

...Artoo? That's a really strange name for a Padawan. *giggles*

Malak: *pokes his head out from between her bosoms* Mew?

Oooh! Malak, I told you to keep hidden! *frowns and tries to tuck him back in*

Malak: Meow!!

[info]lilgreenfreak

January 29 2006, 04:29:35 UTC 6 years ago

*blinks, shakes his ears a few times*

*wonders if he drank too much tea or not enough, downs the rest of his cup and pours another*

A good name is Artoo. Special he is, oh yes. Free from passion, and from The Dark Side.

[info]i_am_not_padme

January 29 2006, 04:33:29 UTC 6 years ago

*takes her tea and drinks it down rather quickly*

That's why I couldn't ever be a Jedi even if I had a lot of midichlorians or something, I couldn't ever be free of passion, I like passion very much! Is that bad, Master Yoda? Is that why I have bad things in my head?
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[info]sithly_tyranny

January 29 2006, 03:53:24 UTC 6 years ago

*shifts uncomfortably, feeling like a disobedient Padawan again* ...Coruscant.

*chuckles* Many people have a certain...fondness for my Padawan, whether he's leather-clad or not. *raises an eyebrow* But Master, I thought Jedi weren't allowed to have senses of humor. *drinks some more tea*

((Said fic can be found here. It's in the second chapter, and, while it isn't a graphic description, it is discussed. Also, it has midichlorian transference through sex, which drives me insane. *angry face*))

[info]lilgreenfreak

January 29 2006, 03:58:15 UTC 6 years ago

When 800 years you reach, a sense of humor you'll need. *cackles*
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